{"id":191,"date":"2009-01-17T17:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T01:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=191"},"modified":"2009-01-17T17:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-18T01:48:00","slug":"friday-night-sketch-war-the-heist-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Sketch War: The Heist Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ssh! The warriors were in stealth mode this week for a battle of wits and wills in<b> The Heist!<\/b> Let&#8217;s see what convoluted and shifty schemes our combatants put together.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Peter <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/fsw-heist-edition-peters-entry.html\">put together a crack team<\/a> under the pressure of an economy gone south&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Coyote showed us the <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/fsw-heist-edition-coyotes-entry_15.html\">truth behind this past week&#8217;s biggest story<\/a>&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Ken went all <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/fsw-heist-kens-entry.html\">Euro on our asses<\/a> and did it in style.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Me, personally, I think Peter kicked our asses hard with his short, sharp blackout sketch. I&#8217;m a little embarassed to have mine in competition against it, even if I do have a really nice visual midway through.<\/p>\n<p>Next week&#8217;s topic: <b>Borders<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>If you think you&#8217;ve got the comedy chops to do battle with our scarred<br \/>\nand bitter warriors, if you dare step into the hailstorm of seltzer and<br \/>\ncream pies, if you think you&#8217;re MAN ENOUGH to make us laugh, write a<br \/>\nsketch and contact us at <i>sketchwar(nospam)@dreamloom.com<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ssh! The warriors were in stealth mode this week for a battle of wits and wills in The Heist! Let&#8217;s see what convoluted and shifty schemes our combatants put together. Peter put together a crack team under the pressure of an economy gone south&#8230; Coyote showed us the truth behind this past week&#8217;s biggest story&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[210],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrapups","tag-the-heist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}