{"id":198,"date":"2009-01-24T10:58:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T18:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=198"},"modified":"2009-01-24T10:58:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T18:58:00","slug":"friday-night-sketch-war-borders-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Sketch War: Borders Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forgive me the lateness of this recap, but I&#8217;m still recovering from the bloody melee in the arena yesterday. *Five* warriors did battle yesterday; the floor slick with cream pies and banana peels.<\/p>\n<p>Whoa. Passed out from the blood loss. On to the sketches on the theme: <b>borders<\/b>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Making his debut in the arena of mirth and death, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidniallwilson.com\/\">David<\/a> didn&#8217;t waste any time <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/borders-better-than-hunting-rats.html\">bringing out the guns<\/a>&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Coyote went smaller, telling the tale of a war <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/fsw-borders-edition-coyotes-entry.html\">pitting sister against sister<\/a>&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>In his return to the funny killing fields, Michael looked at the <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/fsw-borders-edition-michaels-entry.html\">toll on the brave caregivers<\/a>&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Ken dug deep into the <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/fsw-borders-edition-kens-entry.html\">economic pressures underpinning immigration<\/a> issues&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Peter fired the final shot from <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/fsw-borders-edition-peters-entry.html\">deep in the middle of nowhere<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Wow. Just, wow. Five warriors, and rumors of another battler considering joining the fray next week. We&#8217;ve got guns, rednecks, zombies, Minutemen, Ivans, and fat kids. Check them out and be sure to leave comments. <\/p>\n<p>Next week&#8217;s topic: <b>advertising<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>If you think you&#8217;ve got the comedy chops to do battle with our scarred<br \/>\nand bitter warriors, if you dare step into the hailstorm of seltzer and<br \/>\ncream pies, if you think you&#8217;re MAN ENOUGH to make us laugh, write a<br \/>\nsketch and contact us at <i>sketchwar(nospam)@dreamloom.com<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forgive me the lateness of this recap, but I&#8217;m still recovering from the bloody melee in the arena yesterday. *Five* warriors did battle yesterday; the floor slick with cream pies and banana peels. Whoa. Passed out from the blood loss. On to the sketches on the theme: borders. Making his debut in the arena of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[35,235],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrapups","tag-borders","tag-wrapup"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}