{"id":211,"date":"2009-02-07T20:22:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-08T04:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=211"},"modified":"2009-02-07T20:22:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-08T04:22:00","slug":"happy-birthday-ken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/?p=211","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Ken"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"scrippet\">\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">INT. RESTAURANT &#8211; NIGHT<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Six white dudes sit around a table in a manly, meat-oriented restaurant. Glasses of beer sit at various levels of fullness in front of each man, a half-full pitcher in the center of the table.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">KEN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">That was great, guys. Thanks.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">DAVE<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">It&#8217;s not over yet.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">KEN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">You mean?<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">PETER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Oh yeah!<\/p>\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">INT. HOTEL ROOM &#8211; NIGHT<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">KEN sits blindfolded on a straight-backed chair in the middle of the room. The other five men sit facing Ken in a rough circle.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">KEN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Guys, this is awesome. Thanks.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">MICHAEL<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">You deserve it.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">A CLOWN walks into the room holding a seltzer bottle in one hand and a cream pie in the other.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">KEN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Is she here yet?<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">RA<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">She?<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">The clown sprays Ken in the face. He removes his blindfold and immediately gets a pie in the kisser.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">KEN, DAVE, PETER, MICHAEL, RA, DAVID W.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Happy Birthday!<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">KEN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">You guys!<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">The clown pulls another cream pie from behind his back and puts it square in Kens face.<\/p>\n<p class=\"transition\">BLACKOUT:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INT. RESTAURANT &#8211; NIGHT Six white dudes sit around a table in a manly, meat-oriented restaurant. Glasses of beer sit at various levels of fullness in front of each man, a half-full pitcher in the center of the table. KEN That was great, guys. Thanks. DAVE It&#8217;s not over yet. KEN You mean? PETER Oh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[116],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sketches","tag-ken"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}