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Friday Night Sketch Skirmish: Christmas Presents Edition
Coyote is indisposed for another week, but he reports back that Turkish prisons are surprisingly easy to escape from and that Mediterranean yachts are surprisingly easy to commandeer, so he’ll be back for wrapups next week. This time around: sure it was Christmas, sure we were all busy, but the Sketch War train stops for…
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Friday Night Sketch War: 3:34am Edition
Coyote is temporarily indisposed, and has left it to me to sum up the latest Friday Sketch War. Since I’m lazy, I’ll subcontract the job out to Mr. Joey Weitzman: Alright, this week they didn’t <bleep> around, they were all, “Yeah, we’re so <bleep>ing hard we can do any <bleep>ing topic we want.” So somebody…
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Friday Night Sketch War: First Dates Edition
W00t! Welcome to the new home for Sketch War. In our first battle in the new stadium, three warriors gave their all. Ninjas, knives, guns, God’s wrath, lightning, and truthiness. Two talky-talky sketches against one without a word. R.A. took the topic VERY literally and gave us the FIRST date… Peter gave us 13 first…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Learning Something New About History Edition
Another tough topic, though not nearly as painful, or likely to make a grown man cry and jump on a couch, as Oprah. Again, we had three warriors enter the fray. They acquitted themselves well. Coyote pulled back the curtain on the massive conspiracy that controls the world… Ken told a heartwarming tale of gold,…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Oprah Edition
Yours truly – like many before him – fell under the spell of one Ms. Oprah Gail Winfrey’s hypnotic powers. I thought to myself did I, “oh, Oprah would make a great theme for Sketch War. So many topics. So many sketch ideas. This will be great!” She’s ephemeral. Like a ghost, or Duke Nukem…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Horrible Holidays Edition
The battle continues apace; tonight we’re joined by a new warrior. Fresh-faced and unscathed from previous battles, will Peter Rogers kill or cower, fight or flee? This week’s theme is brought to us by one of our legion of fans: horrible family holidays. Coyote – just like Han damn it! – shot first, with flaming…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Autumn Edition
A two-man grapple in Sketch Stadium this week, as Coyote challenges Ken. Last week’s secret ingredient was autumn. In Battle Autumn, whose cuisine sketch reigns supreme?! Coyote takes a ride in the country. The country of death… Ken examines the short, sharp, brutal lives of those in their golden years. Next week’s theme, provided in comments…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Reconciliation Edition
In the battle of the sketches, he who comes first gets trampled by those who follow. But those who follow trip on the landmines of the first. Don’t you ever forget that. Coyote can’t help but spit one more political salvo straight into the heart of the sun!!! Ken straightens out the books with a…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Trick of Treat Edition
Again, I’ve *got* to pick up the pace with these wrapups. Soon, I’ll be posting them five minutes before sticking up my last-minute entries for the following week. But it’s here, so let’s take a look-see. Ken – to whom we owe the theme – came out of the gate first with a party that…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Mad Scientist Edition
Coming a wee bit late with this wrapup, but I held out hope that Mr. Brownlee was going to get a late shot off in the battle by Monday. Alas, the originator of last Friday’s excellent theme was too bloodied from his week in the paper cut factory. But we did have a good fight.…