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Rules & Regs
(CHERYL is in her cubicle, talking on the phone.) CHERYLI know, Sue, I couldn’t believe it either… No, you were so right to feel that way…(GREG enters and stands in the doorway. CHERYL sees him but continues talking.)Don’t be. He shouldn’t have been taking up two seats.(GREG knocks softly on the doorway. CHERYL holds up […]
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Friday Sketch War
Full Disclosure: I’ve been dealing with some family issues and haven’t had much of a chance to write this week. I wrote this sketch for a class I took a while back. Though I have made some changes to it. I hope to have something brand, spanking new for next week’s skirmish. Update: Richard’s arrived […]
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FSW: 2008 NFL Combine
(Scott Van Pelt and Mel Kiper stand in a broadcast booth at an arena. Graphics read “2008 NFL COMBINE”.) SCOTTWelcome back. I’m joined now in the booth by Mel Kiper. Mel, what are your thoughts on the first three days of competition? MELScott, this has been a great combine. It’s been an especially strong year […]
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We Strike at Dawn!
Is your sketch ready? You know you’ve been checking out Friday Sketch War the last couple of weeks thinking “I could do that. Hell, I could do better than that.” Well, put your pencil where your mouth is and fire off a sketch. Post a link and join the melee. You can find more information […]
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Glengarry Red Cross
(The waiting room at a blood drive. NURSE BLAKE (Alec Baldwin) and NURSE WILLIAMSON (Kevin Spacey) stand in their scrubs before LEVENE (Jack Lemmon), MOSS (Ed Harris), and AARONOW (Alan Arkin), who are sitting at tables and filling out forms to give blood.) BLAKEAre they all here? WILLIAMSONAll but one. BLAKEWell, I’m going anyway.(to the […]
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Friday Night Sketch War: Round Three
On the killing floor, before the assembled masses the gladiators prepare for battle… David strikes first, swinging his mace with deadly accuracy… Stunned, Michael throws his daggers at his opponents… Bloodied, broken, from hell’s heart Coyote spits at thee Will no one join our bloody conflict? Are your livers lillied and aspects yellow? Until next […]
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FNSW: The Certificant
(Scott Johnson sits at his desk. Ivo Princip enters the office, wearing a suit and carrying his resume. He crosses, shakes Scott’s hand, and sits opposite.) SCOTTNice to meet you, Mr. Princip. I’m Scott. May I call you Ivo? IVONo. SCOTTO–kay…why don’t you tell me a little about yourself. IVODid you not read my resume? […]
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Friday Sketch War
If you’d like to get in on the fun, simply write a sketch and post a link to it. If you’d like to check out some of the battles that have already transpired you can go here. If you’d like to see a funny video about a guy flipping off a phone you can go […]
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Sketch War Recap
Richard’s got the final numbers on today’s sketch war. It might not have been WW III, but we gave ’em hell. For those of you standing on the sidelines, shaking in your boots; tuck in your skirts and get in the fight. For those of you who battled, bled and lived to tell the tale, […]
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The Psychiatrist Sketch
PSYCHIATRISTYour wife maintains that you don’t show her enough affection. PATIENTI show my wife a lot of aggression. PSYCHIATRIST“Affection.” PATIENTYes. PSYCHIATRISTYou said “aggression.” PATIENTNo, I said affection. PSYCHIATRISTIt’s very interesting to me that you confused those two words. PATIENTWhatever I said, I meant “aggression.” PSYCHIATRISTAggression? PATIENTNo, aggression. You’re browbeating me. PSYCHIATRISTNot at all. I think […]