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FSW: Bob’s Knob Shop
I fear I may be alone again this week, folks. Michael’s nuptials are here (if you’ve enjoyed his sketches in the past like I have, you should go on over and wish him and the bride luck) and David’s been up against a wall at work for a long while now. This might be a…
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FSW: Man Down Edition
The day got away from me. End of the month is always hectic at work. Add in a little rehearsal, a lot of wedding stuff and you’ve got yourself a Sketch War without the “war”. Richard, The Universal Soldier, comes through as always with a topical sketch about the sleeper cell that is Rachel Ray.…
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FSW: Rachael Ray, Terrorist!
Tough choice today. Most of the day, the topic below seemed the most obvious target. Then around 4:30 I heard Harvey Korman had died. I thought about trying to write a sketch in honor of his greatness, but I’m not worthy. I wanted to give him a sendoff fit for a king, but I’m just…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Round Sixteen
As the three-day weekend rolls to a close, it’s time to announce the winners and losers of this past Friday’s battle royale. In another two-man fight to the death, Coyote drew first blood with his katana… Michael parried with his claymore. What sucked for Coyote, was the Claymore was of the landmine variety. Winner: Michael.…
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FSW: Office Edition
Richard’s playing doctor this week.Dave is quiet at the moment. Perhaps his still dreaming about his dream job.Your sketch is probably really funny. But since you won’t let us read it we’ll never know.I really wanted to have a Memorial Day themed sketch today. But that just seemed like too much work. So here’s my…
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FSW: On the Couch
(Trevor lies on a couch, while behind him Mary sits in a chair taking notes. She is wearing a suit and glasses. Her hair is in a bun held together with a pencil.) MARYHow are you feeling today, Trevor? TREVORI’m okay. A little sluggish. Didn’t get a good night’s sleep. MARYYes? TREVORRestless. My dreams were…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Round Fifteen
If you thought last week’s drunken scuffle was an embarrassment, wait until you see this week’s slap fight. There’s a rumor we might be joined by some fresh blood soon, so this lull in the war might merely be a short-lived ceasefire. Let’s hope. Coyote wants to make an omelet, so he breaks a few…
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FSW: Cop Out Edition
So I’ve been a little busy lately. And more than a little unfocused. So the sketch I was working on for today didn’t really come together. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to leave you empty handed. I have this play I’ve been working on forever. A comedy, of course. About a poor fellow who…
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FSW: In the Coop
In the Coop(Two women wearing partial chicken costumes sit next to each other on nests on a raised platform. A conveyor belt runs beneath the platform, on which eggs occasionally pass.) MILDREDDid you hear? Esther’s boy came by her coop for Sunday dinner. RUTHMy Irving didn’t even call on my birthday and you should tell…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Round Fourteen
This week we just had a drunken scuffle between two irate generals. Coyote spies on post-coital pillow talk… Michael chooses neither paper nor plastic… David fired a late shot, too drunk on absinthe to make it out earlier. Let’s get some more battlers next week. Post your best and send a link to sketchwar_at_dreamloom.com.