So, my extensive apartment hunting has lead me to the realization that anytime you see “cozy,” “clean,” or “cheap,” run away… run far away. And don’t ever trust Mr. Hsu. At some point, I was actually expecting him break out with, “With a capital T, that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool.” A fine rainmaking, snake-oil salesman. This one’s for you Mr. Hsu.