If it was politically correct, I’m sure he would be all over this…
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INT. SET OF THE SECRET WORLD OF DICK CHENEY
MUSIC plays as DICK CHENEY, dressed in a technicolor CAPE and glitter bopper ANTENNA HEADBAND, sits on a chair in the center of a carnivalesque set replica of the oval office (crazy pinks and greens, oddly shaped furniture, polka dot wallpaper, etc).