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FSW: 2008 NFL Combine
(Scott Van Pelt and Mel Kiper stand in a broadcast booth at an arena. Graphics read “2008 NFL COMBINE”.) SCOTTWelcome back. I’m joined now in the booth by Mel Kiper. Mel, what are your thoughts on the first three days of competition? MELScott, this has been a great combine. It’s been an especially strong year…
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We Strike at Dawn!
Is your sketch ready? You know you’ve been checking out Friday Sketch War the last couple of weeks thinking “I could do that. Hell, I could do better than that.” Well, put your pencil where your mouth is and fire off a sketch. Post a link and join the melee. You can find more information…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Round Three
On the killing floor, before the assembled masses the gladiators prepare for battle… David strikes first, swinging his mace with deadly accuracy… Stunned, Michael throws his daggers at his opponents… Bloodied, broken, from hell’s heart Coyote spits at thee Will no one join our bloody conflict? Are your livers lillied and aspects yellow? Until next…
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FNSW: The Certificant
(Scott Johnson sits at his desk. Ivo Princip enters the office, wearing a suit and carrying his resume. He crosses, shakes Scott’s hand, and sits opposite.) SCOTTNice to meet you, Mr. Princip. I’m Scott. May I call you Ivo? IVONo. SCOTTO–kay…why don’t you tell me a little about yourself. IVODid you not read my resume?…
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Friday Sketch War
If you’d like to get in on the fun, simply write a sketch and post a link to it. If you’d like to check out some of the battles that have already transpired you can go here. If you’d like to see a funny video about a guy flipping off a phone you can go…
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Sketch War Recap
Richard’s got the final numbers on today’s sketch war. It might not have been WW III, but we gave ’em hell. For those of you standing on the sidelines, shaking in your boots; tuck in your skirts and get in the fight. For those of you who battled, bled and lived to tell the tale,…
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Friday Night Sketch War
The stage was set, the battle begun… Notnits fires a sniper rifle from 1500 yards… Michael sets the targeting coordinates on his mortar launcher… Coyote Squirrel lays a series of trip mines This week, three entered the fray. Last week’s border skirmish has now turned into full-scale combat. How many will do battle next week?
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FNSW: 62nd Annual Moriarty Awards
(Dancers finish up what must have been a large and elaborate number as lights dim, music stops, and applause is heard. A curtain closes and Billy Crystal walks to the center of the stage.) BILLYWasn’t that great? I’ve been informed that no animals were killed during the performance of that dance, but two senator’s daughters…
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Friday Sketch War
I wrote a sketch and posted it. Richard did the same and challenged me to a Sketch War. This will, hopefully, be an ongoing exercise, which you are free to join us in. Simply write a sketch and post it on your blog every Friday. Be sure to let me or Richard know about it…
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Not Joking Around
Seriously, Sketch War ’08 has begun. If you wanna be part of the surge then post a sketch this Friday. Then send a link to sketchwar (at) dreamloom (dot) com. Richard and I will post links and everyone can attack everyone else. Okay, maybe not attack. But “offer encouragement and support” just doesn’t sound bad-ass…