Tag: christmas presents

  • Peter’s Commentary on the ‘Christmas Presents’ Edition

    Still a bit behind in writing commentary on the Friday Sketch War. I thought I’d deliver a few words about the “Christmas Presents” round.

    We’d talked about maybe skipping the 12/26 week of sketchwar, on account of everybody’d be busy with the holidays. But a couple of us believed strongly in the “it’s easier to keep writing than to stop and then start again” school of writing. We compromised by having a week where we just wrote mini-scenes. Two lines of dialog. Like comedy-sketch haiku.

    The results of the “Sketch Skirmish” are here.

    I had fun with my little two-line thing. Given the freedom to toss off anything without worrying about developing it for a few pages, I wound up with the sort of mean-spirited surrealism that characterizes most of the humor in my immediate family. The other two competitors were more talk-y and think-y, which resulted in exchanges that were rather interesting, whereas mine was just a quick, “Wait, what just happened?!”

    All in all, I declare the compromise plan a success. We all were able to throw something together, and we were well-prepared to keep the train going the following week.

  • Friday Night Sketch Skirmish: Christmas Presents Edition

    Coyote is indisposed for another week, but he reports back that Turkish prisons are surprisingly easy to escape from and that Mediterranean yachts are surprisingly easy to commandeer, so he’ll be back for wrapups next week.

    This time around: sure it was Christmas, sure we were all busy, but the Sketch War train stops for no holiday! Well, okay, it does slow down a bit — this week we did a one-time only “sketch skirmish” of two-line scenes on the topic “Christmas Presents”.

    Stay tuned for next week, when we ring in the new year with sketches about resolutions!

    As always, Sketch War is open to anyone who wants to participate. All you have to do this week is write a sketch about resolutions and contact us at sketchwar at dreamloom dot com.

  • Christmas Presents Skirmish: The Aftermath of the Magi

    INT. DEPARTMENT STORE – DAY

    JIM YOUNG, in his 20s with sharply creased pants, shiny from too much wear, stands at the RETURNS COUNTER opposite MIRIAM, efficient and professional.

    MIRIAM

    What a lovely story, Mr. Young! So do you want to exchange the chain for a nice hat, or maybe a wig?

    JIM

    Actually, I was wondering if I could get store credit for these combs. I noticed you’ve got Xbox 360s on sale today.

    BLACKOUT:

  • Sketch Skirmish, "Christmas Presents" Edition, Peter’s Entry

    Friday Sketch Skirmish
    Christmas Presents Edition
    “Christmas Presents”

    FADE IN:

    INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

    Christmas tree. Fireplace. Cozy.

    MAN 1 cheerfully hands MAN 2 a wrapped present.

    Man 2 takes it and walks O. S.

    Sounds of unwrapping.

    MAN 2

    Gahhh! Spiders! SPIDERS!!!

    AAAAAHH —

    A door SLAMS.

    MAN 1

    (scoffs)

    Expensive spiders.

    FADE OUT.

  • Christmas Skirmish: Ken’s Entry

    INT. OFFICE – DAY

    One very agitated man (MAN 1) stands in front of a bigdesk, while MAN 2 suit sits behind it.

    MAN 1

    (a bit pissy and "nelly")

    I KNOW I’m high maintenance, and I know I just take and take and take from this relationship without giving a thing. But you and I both know that I own your ass, and if you don’t give me a really big expensive package this Christmas, I will have a complete breakdown, blame YOU for it, and take everyone around me down too!!!

    MAN 2

    (with a slight Texas drawl)

    Fine, whatever it takes to shut you up…..I’ll give you 17 billion dollars now, but you have to share with Chrysler and Ford, and if you want any more money you’ll have to talk to congress after Obama is inaugurated and I’m out of here, okay?