INT. DEPARTMENT STORE – DAY

JIM YOUNG, in his 20s with sharply creased pants, shiny from too much wear, stands at the RETURNS COUNTER opposite MIRIAM, efficient and professional.

MIRIAM

What a lovely story, Mr. Young! So do you want to exchange the chain for a nice hat, or maybe a wig?

JIM

Actually, I was wondering if I could get store credit for these combs. I noticed you’ve got Xbox 360s on sale today.

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