Christmas Skirmish: Ken’s Entry


INT. OFFICE – DAY

One very agitated man (MAN 1) stands in front of a bigdesk, while MAN 2 suit sits behind it.

MAN 1

(a bit pissy and "nelly")

I KNOW I’m high maintenance, and I know I just take and take and take from this relationship without giving a thing. But you and I both know that I own your ass, and if you don’t give me a really big expensive package this Christmas, I will have a complete breakdown, blame YOU for it, and take everyone around me down too!!!

MAN 2

(with a slight Texas drawl)

Fine, whatever it takes to shut you up…..I’ll give you 17 billion dollars now, but you have to share with Chrysler and Ford, and if you want any more money you’ll have to talk to congress after Obama is inaugurated and I’m out of here, okay?