Sketch War

Tag: pirates

  • Pirates Wrapup

    I’ve been lax the last few weeks in wrapping up the battles. But this week I was Shanghaied and conscripted to service aboard the ‘Bountiful Booty’. It’s write this wrapup or scrape the barnacles off Captain Jack’s peg leg.

    If you thought pirates were interesting, wait until you see what the sketch warriors do with their kissing cousins: hippies.

    If you think you’ve got the comedy chops to do battle with our scarred and bitter warriors, if you dare step into the hailstorm of seltzer and cream pies, if you think you’re MAN ENOUGH or WOMAN ENOUGH to make us laugh, write a sketch and contact us at submissions(nospam)@sketchwar.org.

  • The Great Ship in the Sky

    Avast ye! — here’s my take on the “Pirates” edition of Sketchwar.

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  • Pirates of the Strip

    Arrgh! Almost didn’t make it this week. But then I realized, like R.A., I haven’t missed a week since I started. Tryin’ to keep the streak alive.

    Got this idea walking down the Vegas strip this weekend. It’s completely stupid and random. But I figured, why not?

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    EXT. LAS VEGAS STRIP – LATE EVENING

    Over a dozen PIRATES, dressed in traditional pirate attire (puffy shirts, pirate hats, buckle shoes, eye patches, etc), stand on the curb handing out cards plastered with naked women to passers by. Over their attire, they wear orange vests emblazoned with “Wenches Direct, 1-800-YE-BOOTY.”
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  • Q: What’s a Pirate’s favorite baseball statistic?

    A: Arrrr! Bee Eyes!

    Stubborn and obstinate, that’s what I am. Do you know how many weeks I’ve skipped since the very first Sketch War? Zero.

    Suck it, life!
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