TITLES:“CSI: ALASKA”

EXT. ALASKAN PLAIN – DAY

CHARLIE and LEVI stand wearing big parkas on a snow swept plain. Charlie’s parka is dark blue, with “CSI” stenciled big yellow letters on the back.  They look into a pit dug in the snow that has the ends of several large bones sticking out of it.

CHARLIE

One more time...these are dinosaur bones, about sixty-five million years old.

LEVI

But...

CHARLIE

There’s not one shred of evidence that they were planted here in the last few thousand years as a test of faith.

LEVI

How about...

CHARLIE

I’ve already dusted them twenty-seven times, and Jesus’ fingerprints are not on them!

Levi pulls a .45 automatic out of his jacket and shoots Charlie in the head.  Charlie falls dead. Levi pulls out a cell phone and makes a call.

LEVI

Hey Ethel, it’s Levi again. Put that CSI Lead job back on Craig’s List. We accidentally got another God-hater.

BLACK OUT