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Best Friends
(A hospital room. GLEN and ADAM, mid-thirties, are in neighboring beds. They are wearing hospital gowns. GLEN is awake, reading a magazine. ADAM is asleep. After a few moments, ADAM wakes up and groans.) GLENWell good morning! ADAM (groggy)Glen. Hey. GLENThe operation was a success. ADAMOh, that’s great. How are you feeling? GLENGreat! How are…
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FSW: Best Friends Edition
Stop, hey what’s that sound? Everybody look what’s goin down….it’s the FRIDAY SKETCH WAR – BEST FRIENDS EDITION!!! And this week, I took “war” a little too literally. Richard gave our theme last week – not sure who theme duties fall to this week since Michael’s status is up in the air, but Dave rejoined…
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FSW: Best Friends Edition
I have returned from my sojourn into the cold, internetless world and I can only say one thing; Man did I get a lot of work done! I’ll post more about it later, but today is Friday and that means Sketch War. No word from Richard or Ken or Dave yet this week, but I’m…
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FSW: Reap the Whirlwind – ***Michael’s Sketch***
Okay, crazy-man Michael is taking this no Internet (other than email, because, well, c’mon!) thing seriously. He didn’t post his sketch on his own blog tonight; he emailed it to me. So, without further ado, here’s Michael’s sketch for this week: Reap the Whirlwind(The burned out remains of a once beautiful home. Matt and Erin…
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FSW: Bailout!
Okay, the funny stuff in here? The good words? Stolen from greater men than I. Or worse, stolen and munged by a degenerate just to get them to fit my nefarious needs. So, to Alan Jay Lerner, Joe Darion, and Frank Loesser, I give all my humble and feeble thanks. Ken picked out this week’s…
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FSW: Bailout
I’ve been threatening to do it for a while, and whaddya know, this week I finally did it – a sketch with a musical number. I chose the theme of Bailout last week – can’t imagine why! And I’m posting late (geez lyrics take a while to write). But, since we seem to have a…
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Scenes I Predict Will Be in the Series Premiere of “Life on Mars”
(GRUFF 70s COP and DISPLACED TIME TRAVELER COP are chasing down a suspect on foot.) GRUFF 70s COP (panting)We won’t catch him unless we split up. You go down the alley, past the pet rock store. I’ll head toward the Naugahyde factory. We’ll meet at the payphone on Plaid Street and Paisley Way. DISPLACED TIME…
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FSW: It’s the End of the World As We Know It
Michael’s selection for this week was the prescient apocalypse. All too close to bearing fruit, I keep hearing hoof beats and horn blasts. I tell you, if seven brothers club seven baby seals for their seven brides, I’m stocking up on bottled water tequila. Micheal’s already come through this week with a sketch about the…
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FSW: The Apocalypse is Coming…from all sides
Alrighty everyone – it’s been a lllloooonnnnggggg day. 3 hour meetings and late improv workouts do not make for early sketch publishing. But at long last, here’s my foray into apolypse-land (our theme as given by Michael last week). So far, no sketch entry from the recently emancipated Richard, but Michael (who’s probably wondering if…
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FSW: Apocalypse Edition
I appear to be the first one out of the gate this morning. But since Richard and Ken are in later time zones, I suppose they could still be waking up. Or perhaps trying to shake off all the folksy charm that was slung at us last night. Especially Richard, who was live blogging the…