Category: Sketches

  • The Secret World of Dick

    If it was politically correct, I’m sure he would be all over this… [fountain] INT. SET OF THE SECRET WORLD OF DICK CHENEY MUSIC plays as DICK CHENEY, dressed in a technicolor CAPE and glitter bopper ANTENNA HEADBAND, sits on a chair in the center of a carnivalesque set replica of the oval office (crazy…

  • Cronenbergtonville

    [fountain] EXT. TREE-LINED STREET – DAY Bright, sunny, animated in a style that’s a cross between “Ren and Stimpy” and latter Hanna-Barbera. DAVEY lopes down the sidewalk, meeting NICKY pulling KIRILL around in a RADIO FLYER WAGON. DAVEY Hey guys. I see you got Nicky to pull you around, again. KIRILL He’s no driver. He…

  • Medicine of the Future

    Peter’s take on the “State of Health Care” edition of Sketchwar: “Medicine of the Future”.

  • Stuck Between a Rock and a Bitch of Gurney

    Okay, I’ll admit it. This week’s topic is my fault. I don’t know. Blame it on my vast (negative) experiences with the medical establishment and years of having a chronic illness. For some reason, I now find pre-existing conditions, snarky nurses, biowaste, and medical uncertainty extremely funny. Either that, or at this point, its all…

  • Clean Bill of Health

    Oy. Not loving this one too much. I started in a trauma center and dumped that. Then I moved on to the barber shop. Then I decided I was so in love with an idea I had to shoehorn it in the middle here…you’ll see what I mean. I think there are two good sketches…

  • The Fightin’ Penguins

    Peter’s take on the “Interviews that Never Aired” edition of Sketchwar: “The Fightin’ Penguins”.

  • God’s Worst Nightmare

    How many stupid questions does it take to incite the rapture?

  • Cicero and Brutus

    Being a radio interview conducted on the floor of the Roman Forum, 15 March, 44 B.C. [fountain] Sounds of cheering and applause. CICERO Brutus! Brutus! Do you have a minute? (Beat) Brutus, that was a hell of a shot there. Was that something you’d drawn up, or did you just take the dagger and create?…

  • The Line Between Mother and Other

    So, what becomes of the women for whom Mother’s Day serves no purpose…?

  • Chocolate?

    I try to mix things up on holidays and do things that are surprising, but sometimes it’s hard not to fall into a rut. Here’s a sketch that illustrates what might happen if you allow yourself to become boring…