Sketch War

Category: Sketches

Sketch Entries from the warriors

  • Work Dandies

    Here’s my take on the “Bad Day at the Office” edition of Sketchwar.

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  • The Adjustor!

    Here’s my take on the “Superheroes” edition of Sketchwar.

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  • Super Cuts & Wonder Nails

    I’ve been in hiding for a while. Sorry about that. I hope this starts another long, uninterrupted run of sketches from me. However, man am I rusty. I haven’t written a sketch in weeks and it shows.

    About all I can say about this one is…you should picture it happening really fast, at farce pace.

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  • Good Support

    Here’s my take on the “Car Repairs” edition of Sketchwar.

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  • The Panel of Judges Has Spoken

    Thought I’d chime in – almost never seem to have time …

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  • The Apricot Tree

    Here’s my take on the “Fun With Agriculture” edition of Sketchwar.

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  • America’s Top Cult

    Everything is assimilated into the glass teat eventually. Imagine if David Koresh had had a good agent; he’d be hosting Deal or No Deal in the daytime. So…

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  • Cultocracy

    Here’s my take on the “Crazy Cults” edition of Sketchwar:

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  • Mad Scientists

    This. Is. Not. Funny. It’s got one good joke and maybe three half-way decent jokes in it. I quite like the one good joke but that’s not enough. Sorry. Next week…next week will be a much better sketch. This I swear.

    [fountain]
    EXT. WWII EUROPEAN THEATER – STOCK FOOTAGE
    The Normandy landing, tanks on the march, and the firebombing of Dresden.

    NARRATOR (V.O.)
    On May second 1945, a team of German scientists led by Hans Kohl surrendered to American forces hours ahead of the advancing Russian army. Fearing the treatment he and his fellow weapons designers would receive under Stalin, Kohl safely evacuated his team to the open arms of the United States.
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    All but one of them.
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    Franz Kohl, the brilliant but mercurial twin of the more famous Hans, was out getting cigarettes when the Soviet Army overran Nordhausen. For the next forty years, the brothers Kohl waged a private and escalating conflict against the backdrop of the cold war. For you see, it was Hans who had sent his brother out to the store.

    Title: Very Mad Scientists
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  • Very Important Regulations

    Here’s my take on the “Cold War” edition of Sketchwar.

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