Magical Audits II


Ken, and my weak ending on Part 1, inspired me to turn this into a runner. We’ll see how this goes.

INT. IRS OFFICE – DAY

Clark sits, fingers bridged and at full attention. We can’t see whom he’s listening to.

CITIZEN (O.S.)

...and that’s why I was late filing in Oh-three. Now in Oh-four--

CLARK

--Alright, let me cut you off right there. You’ve got a lot of excuses, but tell me this

(Beat)

why didn’t you just file for extensions?

Camera pans to reveal EASTER BUNNY. He holds up his paws.

EASTER BUNNY

Do you see opposable thumbs on these things?!?

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