Last week’s reunion special got me a bit melancholy, thinking about the ultimate reunion. When all your friends and family (or, in my case, a county official and anonymous creamatorium worker) get together to celebrate who you were and how you lived. Brings a tear to my eye. A tear, because a cinder from your remains got in my eye!

This week’s challenge sees four warriors (once David stopped washing his damn hair) on the field of battle.

• Coyote spied on a lackey’s funeral…
• Michael sent a ghost to do his bidding…
• Ken sold me a new coffin…
• David made a [adjective] [noun] of death.

Next week’s topic is selected by Michael: change. Same call for sketches as always…if you wanna show us the funny, email sketchwar_AT_dreamloom.com.