The armies assembled on their respective sides of the battlefield the evening before committing their forces to the attack.

• Unbeknownst to everyone, Michael stealthily climbed atop a tor a thousand yards distant from the battlefield. Selecting an arrow from his quiver, he pulled his bow taut and let it loose…
• Hearing the arrow whistling through the air, Coyote rallied his troops…
• Late but well provisioned, David ordered his trebuchets fire!

This week we’ve got the One True Plan – the millennial cell phone plan, Erin Andrews at the NFL Combine, and cube dweller hijinks. Come on it, the comedy is fine!