God joined Facebook.

God changed his Profile Picture.

God is now friends with Lucifer.
Lucifer: ’Sup! Welcome! (Careful, it’s addictive!)

God joined the group Heaven and Earth.

God is letting there be light.

God is separating the land from the sea.
Lucifer: Nice work. I hate when it’s all soggy.
God: I know, right? I can’t have cake and ice cream touching either.
Lucifer: WORD

God has added the application (Lil) Green Patch.

God has added a Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil to his (Lil) Green Patch.
Lucifer: Awesome!

God is telling the creatures of the air and sea to multiply.
Lucifer: Baby birds. Are. ADORABLE! Squee!

God added Sun, Moon, and Stars to his Creations.
Lucifer: Sooooo jealous!

God added Wild Beasts, Livestock, and Reptiles to his Creations.
Lucifer: I can haz lizardburger?
God: Wha…?

Lucifer posted a link: I Can Has Cheezburger?
God: HA!!

God added Man to his Creations.

God and Adam are now friends.

God is seeing that it is good.

Lucifer and Adam are now friends via the People You May Know tool.

Lucifer wrote on Adam’s Wall.
Lucifer: Yo! How’s it hanging?
Adam: ??
Lucifer: That Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil is something isn’t it?
Adam: ??

God wrote a new note: Just a reminder: you’re not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

Adam became a fan of Rabbits.
RABBITS are rodents known for their speed and luck.

Adam became a fan of Watermelons.
WATERMELONS are large fruits with hard, green rinds and sweet, pink flesh dotted with black seeds.

Adam became a fan of Clouds.
CLOUDS are amorphous masses of moisture suspended in the air.

Adam tagged God in his note 25 Random Things About Me.
God: Gotcha. I’ll see what I can do.

God added Woman to his Creations.
Adam: EXACTLY what I was thinking.

God and Eve are now friends.

Adam and Eve are now friends.

Lucifer and Eve are now friends.

Adam has a pain in his chest.
God: That will go away.

Adam changed his status to in a relationship.
Lucifer: Congrats!

Eve changed her status to in a relationship.
Lucifer: Mazel tov!

Adam created a new album: Awesome Animals I Have Named.
God: “Ibex”? Really?

Lucifer wrote on Eve’s Wall.
Lucifer: Have you ever seen a baby bird?
Eve: ??
Lucifer: They are adorable. I think there’s a new nest in the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
Eve: ??

Lucifer wrote on Adam’s Wall.
Lucifer: I am STARVING. Could go for an apple. You in?
Adam: Sure.

God wrote a new note: Eating from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil will result in death. FYI.

Adam is just noticing something: he is naked.

God created an event: Get out of the garden.
“Seriously. Out.”

God is no longer friends with Lucifer.