It’s been four long weeks since the last Sketch War summary, but that doesn’t mean there haven’t been some good sketches in the interim (and one very obscure one last week, sorry.) But this week we’re back at normal strength with a three-man knock-down drag-out donnybrook! So let’s get to it.

• David fired the first shot with the deadly accuracy of an action movie superstar…
• Coyote retaliated by unloading the clip of his service revolver, and curing cancer as an afterthought…
• Michael might be back from his honeymoon, but his mind and sundry body parts remain behind.

Bon mots, blow jobs, and Ponzi schemes do battle in the comedy arena this week. Enjoy!

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