Here’s my take on the “Heat Wave” edition of Sketchwar.
EXT. PARK – DAY
Clearly the hottest day of the year.
A LOUT stands near a bench and holds forth.
Several LISTENERS sit on the bench, silently suffering in the heat.
You call this hot? This is nothing! Where I’m from, it gets this hot all the time!
A SMALL BOY carry a wiffle-bat approaches, and watches the lout.
And do we complain about it? Hell, no! It’s just you locals that ca--
The small boy nails the lout in the crotch with the bat.
The man crumples.
Reads “Don’t be that guy.”
Don’t be that guy. This message brought do you by the Association for Not Being a Dick.
EXT. PARK – CONTINUOUS
The lout groans on the ground.
The small boy runs off.