INT. RESTAURANT – NIGHT

Six white dudes sit around a table in a manly, meat-oriented restaurant. Glasses of beer sit at various levels of fullness in front of each man, a half-full pitcher in the center of the table.

KEN

That was great, guys. Thanks.

DAVE

It’s not over yet.

KEN

You mean?

PETER

Oh yeah!

INT. HOTEL ROOM – NIGHT

KEN sits blindfolded on a straight-backed chair in the middle of the room. The other five men sit facing Ken in a rough circle.

KEN

Guys, this is awesome. Thanks.

MICHAEL

You deserve it.

A CLOWN walks into the room holding a seltzer bottle in one hand and a cream pie in the other.

KEN

Is she here yet?

RA

She?

The clown sprays Ken in the face. He removes his blindfold and immediately gets a pie in the kisser.

KEN, DAVE, PETER, MICHAEL, RA, DAVID W.

Happy Birthday!

KEN

You guys!

The clown pulls another cream pie from behind his back and puts it square in Kens face.

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