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BORDERS: Better Than Hunting Rats (David’s Entry)
EXT. HUNTING BLIND – NIGHT Bobby Lee (Early twenties, thin with scraggly hair) and Jasper (Late forties, tall with a beer gut and a camouflage jacket) are hunkered down, staring out over the rail of the blind toward a chain link fence across a plowed field. The fence is torn and curled back. Beyond the…
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365 Sketches in 365 Days
Howdy Fellow Warriors, Michael here. Long time no sketch. From me, at least. I’m hoping to change that this week. But before I return to crush all of you into a fine sketcherific powder I wanted to point out an impressive undertaking by a fellow sketch writer. Sketch Field Marshall Joe Janes has challenged himself…
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Friday Night Sketch War: The Heist Edition
Ssh! The warriors were in stealth mode this week for a battle of wits and wills in The Heist! Let’s see what convoluted and shifty schemes our combatants put together. Peter put together a crack team under the pressure of an economy gone south… Coyote showed us the truth behind this past week’s biggest story……
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FSW: The Heist (Ken’s Entry)
Looks like I’m bringing up the rear today. Here goes:___________________________________________________________ INT. – ART MUSEUM – NIGHT GERARD and HENRI are in the middle of a laser-grid in a magnificent oak paneled room with a parquet floor. The two men are trim European men in their mid-40’s, dressed all high-tech looking black skin-suits, with black gloves…
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FSW: Heist Edition (Coyote’s entry)
EXT. RIVERBANK – DAY A secluded spot on the NY side of the Hudson River. The GW Bridge is recognizable to the north. The camera focuses out on the river. MARTIN (O.S.) Goddamn, it’s cold! PIERRE (O.S.) Oui. I could have stayed in Quebec if I’d wanted to freeze my tail off. MADELINE (O.S.) The…
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FSW: The Heist Edition (Peter’s entry)
Friday Sketch War The Heist Edition “The Team” FADE IN: INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE – NIGHT BILL sits at a table piled high with schematics, maps, and diagrams. Guns, rapelling equipment, and electronic gadgets sit on another nearby table. A nearby chalkboard shows the (heavily-annotated) floor plan of a large mansion. A giant photo thumbtacked to…
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Friday Night Sketch War: Cartoons Edition
Sufferin’ Succatash! We’ve got three very animated sketches this week on the topic of cartoons. Anvils were dropped, gravity was defied, and meddling kids and their dog spoiled plans. Let’s get to it. Ken ripped his sketch from my adolescent dreams. From all boys’ adolescent dreams. Let’s all be sure to send him a box…
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Cartoons Edition (Coyote’s Entry)
The Acme Prize INT. TV STUDIO – DAY Toonday Show studio. MATT MALLARD sits with MEREDITH MEERKAT and AL ELEPHANT on the couch. MATT Exciting news from the world of science today. The recipients of this years’ Acme Prizes are about to receive their awards, including our own Toonday Show correspondant and Avery Institute fellow,…
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FSW: Cartoons Edition (Peter’s entry)
Friday Sketch War Cartoons Edition “Frank Defeats the Angel of Death” FADE IN: TITLE CARD: “Frank Defeats the Angel of Death” INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT FRANK, a cat, sleeps in a basket on a hardwood floor. He wears a collar with a name tag attached. A large Christmas tree sits in one corner of…
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FSW: Cartoons Edition (Ken’s Entry)
Happy New Year everyone! I unexpectedly took last week off (meaning I realized Saturday night that the day before was Sketch War Friday….ummmm…ooopps). This weeks theme was cartoons, and despite a promising start to a SuperFriends sketch (remember that red spikey thing in front of the Hall of Justice??), I ended up revisiting one of…