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Christmas Skirmish: Ken’s Entry
INT. OFFICE – DAY One very agitated man (MAN 1) stands in front of a bigdesk, while MAN 2 suit sits behind it. MAN 1 (a bit pissy and "nelly") I KNOW I’m high maintenance, and I know I just take and take and take from this relationship without giving a thing. But you and…
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Friday Night Sketch War: 3:34am Edition
Coyote is temporarily indisposed, and has left it to me to sum up the latest Friday Sketch War. Since I’m lazy, I’ll subcontract the job out to Mr. Joey Weitzman: Alright, this week they didn’t <bleep> around, they were all, “Yeah, we’re so <bleep>ing hard we can do any <bleep>ing topic we want.” So somebody…
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Sketch War, "3:34am" Edition, Peter’s Entry
Friday Sketch War 3:34AM Edition “Building Maintenance” BLACKNESS A light SWITCHES ON to REVEAL — INT. CONFERENCE AREA – NIGHT SANJAY walks into an ad-hoc meeting-space in a vast, dark office floor. It has a couple of couches and a coffee table. A projection screen (now blank) occupies a nearby wall. A large mechanical device…
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Ken’s Entry – 3:34 AM editon
I couldn’t resist a little Seasonal flavoring – so here’s my offering for 3:34 am: INT. BEDROOM – NIGHT ZACH and his wife MARION, both in their late 30’s / early 40’s, are asleep in their bed. The lights are out, the clock radio on the night stand shows 3:34, and the only illumination is…
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Jared at 3:34AM
INT. JARED’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM – NIGHT TITLE: MONDAY JARED sleeps alone. Young and nebbishy, at least what we can see poking from under the covers. An old-school FLIP CLOCK reads 3:33AM. It flips… …and three car alarms go off simultaneously. Jared pops up, reaches for the alarm clock, realizes the noise is outside. He lies…
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Peter’s Commentary on the ‘First Dates’ Edition
This past week, the Friday Sketch War topic was “First Dates”. We had three sketches this time around: mine, Mr. Porter’s, and Mr. Robertson’s. All in all, I’m happy with how my sketch came out. Like the previous week, I was trying to move away from traditional scene-y sketches, and trade off plot for funny.…
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Friday Night Sketch War: First Dates Edition
W00t! Welcome to the new home for Sketch War. In our first battle in the new stadium, three warriors gave their all. Ninjas, knives, guns, God’s wrath, lightning, and truthiness. Two talky-talky sketches against one without a word. R.A. took the topic VERY literally and gave us the FIRST date… Peter gave us 13 first…
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Ken’s Entry: First Date – Honesty
INT RESTAURANT – NIGHT JACK a man in his early 30’s, sits alone at table wearing a business suit with a cocktail in front of him. He checks his breath, checks his appearance in the back of a spoon of any other convenient shiny object, and all manner of things someone waiting to make a…
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Sketch War, "First Dates" Edition, Peter’s Entry
Friday Sketch War First-Dates Edition “Thirteen Ways a First Date Can Go Wrong” FADE IN: TITLE GRAPHIC reads “Thirteen Ways a First Date Can Go Wrong”. CHEERY BOSSA NOVA MUSIC plays throughout. This is the only audio. FULL-SCREEN GRAPHIC reads “Thirteen Ways a First Date Can Go Wrong: #1”. INT. RESTAURANT – NIGHT NEIL and…
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The First Date
EXT. GARDEN – DAY Lush, jungle-like. Three tree stumps conveniently positioned as table and chairs. ADAM, grinning like a rube, and LILITH sit naked across from each other, hair and branches strategically concealing naughty bits. The brunette smolders and looks slinky even while seated. ADAM …and I call those goats. LILITH They stink. ADAM Yeah,…