Okay…silent…HARD. Thanks a LOT R.A. Here’s something that’s been sort of in the back of my head. Maybe it will work … we’ll see
Category: Sketches
Sketch Entries from the warriors
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Ire with a Muffin
A few days ago, unsatisfied with sketch #1 (Girth), I wrote sketch #2 (Muffin). I liked sketch #2. However, in a whirlwind of insecurity, I decided to post the first sketch thinking that the first idea is always better. But then I reread the first sketch after I posted it and thought “what the hell is this crap?” Quickly, a whirlwind of insecurity set in about sketch #1. So, I decided to cancel out the insecurities and just put the second one up too. Yes, a friggin lunatic am I.
[fountain]
INT. LOCAL CAFE – DAY
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Prank Warfare
Good grief. I think this topic is Peter’s fault. Ugh. So sorry.
I hope y’all find it funnier to read than I did to write. But I seriously doubt it.
[fountain]
INT. KINDERGARTEN – DAY
YOUNG DAVID looks up from gluing macaroni to construction paper, interrupted by YOUNG EMILY’S ponytail sweeping across his desk. He brushes it aside once and she spins around, glaring. Then she smiles.
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Girth of a Nation of Dozens
Okay, so I thought I’d post earlier than usual to avoid the end of the week pile up. Anyway, yeah…blame this one on sleep deprivation. Mad Max meets, well, a freakshow, if you will. Don’t know if its funny, but its definitely strange. Come to think of it, was that really a stamp I licked the other day…
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EXT. OPEN FIELD – MIDWESTERN UNITED STATES – NIGHT
An ANGRY MOB of dirty and nearly emaciated men, wearing potato sacks, carrying farm implements, and brandishing torches, march up to an open field. As the group stops, COLIN, the leader of the mob, emerges carrying a pitchfork. He stands tall and looks at the hill in the distance.
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Crime fcene inveftigationne
Hi all — here’s my take on the “CSI: Anywhere” edition of Sketchwar….
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CSI: Alaska (part I)
Hi-dey ho, sketch-a-rinos!
Sorry for the absence – last week was a rehearsal / performance filled blur, and this week started off the same way.
But neither wind nor sleet nor lack of sleep can keep me from my appointed rounds.
I’m going to try something different this week too….instead of a single sketch, I’m going to do a runner – a series of short sketches that would be placed intermittently through a review that, hopefully, in the end add up to something more.
So without further ado, here’s the first one….CSI: Alaska
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CSI: Old Mill, North Carolina (SA-LOOT)
Okay, first off I’m late. This was supposed to happen on Monday…I’m under some deadlines, but I had this stuck in my head, and in odd moments, I pounded it out.
I want to point out…while this is exaggerated SOME – it is largely based on the experience Trish and I had when our home in Hertford, NC was robbed several years back. The names have been (mostly) changed to protect … well … someone.